What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!