What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.