What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.