What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.