How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!