How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.