Pancake Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.