What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac