What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.