Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.