Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.