Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse