Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.