Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.