Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
BOOgatti!
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
One has standards.
I don't know, ask Dave.
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
They fight back.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
They use a sea lion.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
A skeleton key.
The execution.
They always go to the hanger.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.