Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.