They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
In the spaghetto
It was hard to make a living.
So he could spend a semester a broad.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
A: An Apple turnover.
Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW
DODGE!!!
He didn't
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
They have to pick cotton to get to them.
They always go to the hanger.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
