His brother with the laptop.
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DODGE!!!
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
He didn't
He was trying to dodge the draft.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
The letter "D" !
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
Han shot first.
Spawn camper.
Everywhere.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Long time no sea.
No seriously, im getting lonely.
Please step out of the vehicle sir."
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