His brother with the laptop.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
DODGE!!!
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
He didn't
He was trying to dodge the draft.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
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What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Carpet !
Liam Nissan
Mitosis
He was resisting a rest
A rackless driver...
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
To avoid the draft!
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Her mother leaves.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
