His brother with the laptop.
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DODGE!!!
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
He didn't
He was trying to dodge the draft.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
a PAW-se
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Protect and swerve.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Shoot him in June.
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
