Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."