Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.