Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

How did the zebra get its stripes?

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"