Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

You might also enjoy:

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte