Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!