Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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Qs Jokes More Qs Jokes

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Oregon Trail Jokes More Oregon Trail Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)