Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

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What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What do you call a showoff Texan?

tatious.

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star