What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.