What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair