What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Yo Mama Jokes More Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.