What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!