What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture