What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

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MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and sits outside?

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

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