Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal