Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit