Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!