What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.