What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.