What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.