How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.