How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.