How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?

A Pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool