How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.