How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you