What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?

They both got a wet nose.