How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups