How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!