Opponent Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.