Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.