Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.