Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.