Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"