Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.