What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*