What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*