What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts