What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts