What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

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What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.