Cataract Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*