What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.