What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract