What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank