What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.