What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."