What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."