Frank Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!