What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."