What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!