What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend