What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!