What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!