What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!