What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.