What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.