What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !