What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !