What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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How much for this toaster?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.