Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Pete Jokes More Pete Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.