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Russell
Russell !
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Doug
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Mat
Cancer
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Because his career was in ruins
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
What's up, britches?!
He was a lion.
Too many cheetahs.
A landmine.