Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis