Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
Och noo, me troosers!
In case you get a hole in one.
Capital I's
Hyper-inflated.
