What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W