What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

How are we?

was the capital of Wodesia