Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
He felt his presents.
With a victim cleaner.
Because he couldn't race anymore!
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Your mom.
A MexiCo.
