What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.