Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.