Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5