Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.