Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...