Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5