Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the most racist fraction?

3/5