What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !