What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !