What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.