I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
to go to a better place.
To get some quack
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
