What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.