Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
I never had a dad to tell me any.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Jerry's Kids.
A cripple.
Igloos it together.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
Juan.
Ten tacos
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
No Peking!
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
He needed places to hide the bodies.