Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.