Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an old Mexican woman?

A bean bag.

What do you call a mexican drug dealer?

MariJUANa

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place