Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican cyclops?

Juan Eye.

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!