Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!