Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.