Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.