Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.