How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish