How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka