How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka