What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish