What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.