What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.