What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..