What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.