Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!