Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.