Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.