Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !