Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent