Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it