Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.