What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.