What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

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What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.