What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Previous Random Joke Next
Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.