What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!