What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS