Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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They admit de feet.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.