Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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Vesicular Basalt

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.