Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.