How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.