How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.