How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler