What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?