What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had