Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.