Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.