Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.