Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.