Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Billy Jokes More Billy Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Billy Squid Jokes More Billy Squid Jokes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.