Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.