Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Buffalo Bill Jokes More Buffalo Bill Jokes

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Billy Joel Jokes More Billy Joel Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot