Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.