Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the most common comment on Reddit?

OPs mother.

What is the biggest joke?

Reddit.