Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy